Serious Business For Serious People

Strictly super serious business ideas about super serious topics of all kinds.
stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.


Yeah, but I bet they’re fresh as a mother fucker.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

Yeah, but I bet they’re fresh as a mother fucker.

(via designertrashbag)

jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

It’s good to have goals.

(Source: snarkys, via joydick)

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken, via joydick)

royaltyandpomp:

THE MILITARY
H.I.R.M. Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany, King of Prussia  (1859-1941)


"Hey, we have skulls on our hats. You think we might be the bad guys?"

royaltyandpomp:

THE MILITARY

H.I.R.M. Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany, King of Prussia  (1859-1941)

"Hey, we have skulls on our hats. You think we might be the bad guys?"

(via dreamingofcossackia)

LEGITIMATE RAPE!

meganamram:

This week former congressman Todd Akin reaffirmed his beliefs that victims of “legitimate rape” can’t get pregnant & that the female body “has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” A lot of people don’t believe him, but that’s why I’m here! To explain why he’s DEAD RIGHT,…

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.


Fucking Loli-Pop. Fuck you, you pun-making mother fucker.

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

Fucking Loli-Pop. Fuck you, you pun-making mother fucker.

(Source: lolicage, via theimperialhelldog)